NOTE: I'm gonna start writing on here again because it's a fun release for me, and one of the few places I can express these specific weird interests of mine.
ANOTHER TRUE WOMAN FARTING STORY FROM MY LIFE.
This happened literally last night. It's something I've thought about happening for a long time, and often fantasized about: a girl farted bare-assed right in my face. Yes.
The past few years, I've gotten a LOT better with women, and almost always have 1-2 friends with benefits/relationships in progress now. (Sometimes a gap of a couple months.) I've stayed away from serious relationships.
ANYWAY. Last night, out with buddies, dancing,